A Stabilitarian’ s Letter to Santa

Dear Santa,

I have been a good Stabilitarian this year. I had all chamber calibrations conducted on schedule and didn’t lose any samples. I didn’t miss any responses to chamber alarms and all tests were completed within 30 days (except for those two with Out Of Specification investigations).

I would like:

• Enough stability chambers for all new studies, with a back-up chamber for every condition
• A LIMS that interacts with our inventory and monitoring systems
• A second shift technician to handle after hours emergency requests
• A stability protocol coordinator
• A statistician exclusively for the stability function
• A project coordinator for every project
• A liaison for all manufacturing and packaging sites
• A label printing machine with corresponding bar code reader
• A Smart Board for our Group conference room
• Approval for 2 Stabilitarians to attend next year’s PSDG Meeting in Colorado

Johnny

P.S. I left you milk and cookies in the 5C chamber, but our QA representative declared them a GMP violation and ate them herself.